Despite Facebook being mid now, it's still home to a bustling online garage sale where there are things on offer a child would struggle to imagine.
Things like a moped with a toilet seat, a broken window, and little penis candles, to name a mild few, are up for grabs on New Zealand's Facebook Marketplace. Why do these things even exist?
These listings range from "Oh, that’s a weird thing to sell" to "I wish I didn’t have eyes now" to "Please inform me of the thought process that led to this becoming a real-life thing I share the world with".
WEIRDEST LISTINGS ON New Zealand FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE
If you want to propose to your McChicken-loving partner, boy, do I have the Mclisting for you!
My favourite listing here is a cat in stone form. It’s a high-quality painting and lowkey a bargain at $15. Look at it’s little face.
A literal pizza
Dominos, Sals, and Hells can get lost. Facebook Marketplace is the new home of the ‘za.
Noo-noo? More like yess-yess!
Up The Wahcade
The perfect arcade machine for any Wahs fans.
Yup, that window sure is broken.
A slice of couch
This was listed as its own thing, with no other couch included. Note the two cup holders right where your thighs would sit. If you want a drink while you’re sitting on this thing, your knees will be pointing to different corners of the room. That makes me laugh.
Why keep the waste hole?
Not a couch belonging to some guy named Cody, but rather a larger replica of Cody's RTD can. It might be the one couch Castle Street breathers would not take a lighter to.
Just the shape, not the smell (I hope).
Sorry old people and pregnant ladies, there are no seats on the bus cause the flatties needed a spot to park up.
WW2 Gas Mask
Pull up to the function in the dragon-ussy.
It’s not a vase, it’s a “talking point"
It’s literally listed as a “talking point”. I appreciate the ambition and belief that such a creation would lead to a conversation.
Found any crazy stuff on your FB Marketplace? Send it through to us!