If worry about how crap you are gift giving, why not gift someone some crap?!
Kiwi company ‘Give Shit for Good’ is selling ceramic poops in a box, with all proceeds going to Bowel Cancer NZ. It’s not actual faeces (sorry) but the poops are high quality, designed by one of Aotearoa’s ceramic masters, Bob Steiner - so it’s one poop you probably don’t wanna drop.
Once you buy one, it’ll be gently put in an empty box and you can even chuck a personal note in with it before it's sent off to whoever you want.
Give Shit For Good decided to do what they’re doing because Kiwis are a bit scared to chat about bowel cancer.
“Inspired by the fact one in three Bowel Cancer sufferers are too embarrassed to talk about poop to their GP, we are currently on a mission to get the nation sh*t talking to raise money and awareness for Bowel Cancer NZ,” their website reads.
“Given we’re a nation that loves giving each other sh*t, we’re confident we all can make it happen.”
The designer shit comes in six different colours: The OG (brown), Corn (yellow), Wasabi (green), Splash Back (blue), Eagle (white), and Pink Eye (Pink, duh).
Obviously, your mates aren’t the only ones you could send the dookie to. Ex-partners, school teachers you reckon had it out for you, even family members who deserve a bit of crap.
If you really wanna cause some crap, you could sign off the note as someone else before sending it off to the intended target. This could either cause beef or maybe your mate just needs a bit of crappy wing manning and you could gift it to their crush.
As far as gift-giving initiatives come, this is one of the more unique ones out there. It is for a great cause and I gotta say, they really do look like quality poops.