Peaches and Cream say they want to be ahead of the game in sexual openness and adventure by opening NZ’s first R18 playground in Auckland's Mission Bay.
The eyebrow-raising idea is said to be a space where adults can let loose to explore their sensuality in themed play areas designed to "stimulate the senses and ignite the imagination".
The plan would see a 'pleasure park' featuring cheeky swings and water features as well as a 'sensory sanctuary' with touchy-feely textures.
Oh, and did we mention the proposed 'rock hard' seesaw, complete with vibrating devices on each end?
If you're thinking this all sounds completely out the gate, we agree, and tbh, we're not taking this potential park plan all that seriously.
Peaches and Cream have even launched a petition to help get support for the spicy venture, seeing as the open-air site is on council land right next to the popular Mission Bay beach.
Come onnnnn…. (no pun intended).
The petition is asking for signatures this weekend, from 28th March - 1st April...and we're definitely taking note of that second date.
Willy Ferrier (SURELY not his actual name?!!), the co-owner of the adult store, says guests will be able to "experience the magic themselves and get a little bit of sexercise in while they're at it". Lol.
"We're thrilled to introduce this one-of-a-kind concept to the world and are hoping Kiwis get behind us."
Willy said the company had been inspired to see the sex-positive movement "chip away at the negative stigma that surrounds sex and adult toys”, and while we're totally with him on that one, we just aren't sure about this.... Can we think about the hygiene issues for a start?!
We'll just have to wait and see how this story progresses, but we have a feeling the toys might be staying in the bedside drawer for the time being.
