Welcome to this week's edition of That’s So Gay!
It's been a bad week for J. K. Rowling. It appears the ‘Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them’ franchise has been quietly shut down. Probably due to her being a massive bigot.
It was meant to be five films, but we've only got three. They're not making any more. We're never going to find those fantastic beasts, which is quite sad. It means that even though he was in nine movies, we never got to see Dumbledore be really gay. Even though she said many times that he is gay!
“And as time went on and I got to know Dumbledore... but this is before the publication of Philosopher's Stone. So bear in mind that at this point I've been with him for seven years. I knew he was gay."
"I just knew he was gay. And to me, it was not a big deal. This is a very old man who has a very terrible job to do.”
“And he's gay and… it’s not really relevant very relevant to him as a character, because I always saw him as a very lonely character.”
Oh, of course, yes... The biggest personality trait of all gay people is, of course, being lonely. Thanks, J. K.
Some sad news over the weekend, Kevin Conroy passed away. He is a gay man whose been the voice of Batman in pretty much all the cartoon series and video games for the last 30 years. You've definitely heard his voice.
People have been quite surprised that a gay man could play a masculine figure like Batman. You know, the guy who wears a cape, has a skintight bodysuit that shows his nipples and hangs out in a cave with his male best friend. Often gets face to face with a man in a full face of makeup…
Finally, a man has gone viral on Reddit after sharing a meatloaf recipe. On Tumblr and Reddit he wrote;
“When I was little, my mom's meatloaf was my favourite food, but only her meatloaf. I didn't like anyone else's, and she told me she would teach me how to make it when I was older.”
“When I was 19, she finally taught me and she told me to never tell anyone else. And I was like, weird, but okay. Anyway, she was super f***ing homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay. So here's the recipe.”
It's definitely, the saddest story to do with Meatloaf over the last few years. Apparently, when he asked his mom to support his gay lifestyle, she said she would do anything for love, but she won't do that.
That is your gay news with Eli Matthewson!
