Kendall Jenner legit doesn't know how to cut a cucumber and we can't look away

scandal 13/05/2022

In today's edition of 'tell me you're rich without telling me you're rich', Kendall Jenner has revealed she has never been taught how to chop a cucumber - and maybe has never even been near one before??

The internet is losing its shit over a clip from the latest episode of the Kardashians in which Kenny absolutely exposes herself with her lack of culinary skills. 

The now-viral moment occurs when Kris Jenner asks a question of Kendall that most of us could only dream of hearing from our mums: "Do you want the chef to make you a snack?"

Not for this 26-year-old though, no thank you. Kenny is all over it, declaring that she's going to make her own snack. 

"I’m making it myself. I’ve just got to chop up some cucumber, it’s pretty easy," she says. 

Yeah, totally. Easy AF. 

"Okay, you go girl," Kris replies, giving us the huge 'you're doing great sweetie' energy we know and love her for. 

It's at this point that everyone - me, you, Kendall and Kris - all realise it is not "pretty easy" for Kendall to chop up the cucumber because she has no f*cking idea how to do that. 

Like, none at all. 


Kendall Jenner cuts a cucumber

"Don't cucumbers have seeds?" Kendall asks.

Oh boy. 

Kris, probably re-assessing her priorities as a mother, quickly tells Kendal to be careful, but Kendall soldiers on like the brave multi-millionaire she is.

"I'm not a good cutter, so don't zoom in on me!" she tells the cameras, but it's too late. 

Kendall Jenner

"I'm not professional whatsoever." 

Thankfully, there is a professional around, and Kris wastes no time asking them to save the day. 

"Hey chef, do you wanna cut this up for her?" 

For her, for us, for all the sake of all humankind…Please, cut this up for her. 

Sidebar - who makes themselves a grim snack of sliced cucumber? Supermodels, probably.