Someone has created Fish and Chip Porridge and we have so many questions

scandal 15/04/2021

One Kiwi’s confusing decision to combine Fish and Chips with Porridge has gone viral on TikTok this week and we have so many questions.

Fish and Chips are a kiwi meal staple, and the general consensus is that they’re perfectly fine the way they are, and therefore should NOT under any circumstances be tampered with.

However, one Kiwi has broken the unwritten rule and combined Fish and Chips with Porridge to create what we can only imagine is a horrifying experience on the tastebuds.

The creation went viral on TikTok this week, and was quickly distributed amongst users of the Reddit forum titled ‘Make Me Suffer’. The video features the kiwi woman bringing her leftover fish and chips combined with milk to a boil on the stove.

“Wait for it to come up to a boil, then it will become thick and voila!” She narrates, and the final results are… unappealing, to say the least.

Fellow New Zealanders have called out for justice, asking if it was “possible to revoke a citizenship by majority rules?”

“Charged with treason for desecrating a national symbol,” another added.

Luckily for us, most international Reddit users who witnessed the disgrace automatically assumed that the abhorrent recipe was of British invention, and subsequently blamed the UK.

“God the British really are clueless with food, aren’t they?” one person commented.

We will more than HAPPILY let the UK take the blame for this one, because we certainly aren’t claiming it.