In some unexpected news, UK’s The Sun newspaper published a story claiming that Prince William was voted the “world’s sexiest bald man” in a survey conducted by a hair transplant company.
It’s safe to say The Edge disagrees with this controversial decision, so, to express our desperation for a re-count we have compiled our own list of 10 Bald People who we think are more attractive than Prince William.
10. Aang The Last Airbender
He’s not even a real, living, breathing person yet Aang still beats Prince William coming in at number 10 on our list.
9. Sir Patrick Stewart
Sir Patrick Stewart lost his hair at the ripe age of 19 years old, making him ‘The Bald Poster Boy’ as coined during an appearance on The Graham Norton show in 2012.
Pretty sure Pitbull came out of the womb, took one look in the mirror, and has remained bald ever since. - May or may not have coined the term ‘Bald Icon.’
7. Woody Harrelson
Harrelson often misses the cut in other online rankings of the best-looking bald people, but we think he deserves a chance at the title.
6. Tilda Swinton in Doctor Strange
Although Swinton only joined the bald-headed brigade temporarily for her role in Doctor Strange, she still beats Prince William with a solid margin.
5. Michael Jordan
The greatest basketball player in History. Also bald. No questions asked.
4. Danai Gurira in Black Panther
This gif demonstrates our mood after seeing Prince William’s position on the list.
3. Stanley Tucci
- Stanley Tucci weighed in on social media after the disappointing outcome hit the news with the caption: “Whose crown should wear this crown? So many wonderful choices” followed by a photo collage which notably did not include Prince William.
2. Jason Statham
It’s debatable if Statham can be considered fully bald, but it is definitely not debatable that he is more attractive than Prince William.
1. The Rock
We were all expecting this one. No explanation needed.