Sassy 'Wedding Dress' listing on TradeMe is the best thing you'll read all day

trending 10/01/2018

This listing on TradeMe takes out first prize when it comes to the best description we've ever read.

A new wedding dress has been put up for sale on TradeMe but the seller is not mixing her words when it comes to why she no longer wants it in her life. 

The masterton-based woman wrote on TradeMe:

Wedding dress for sale - worn once by mistake! Please help remove this dress from my life, it no longer means anything to me

She wore the wedding dress on her big day back in 2013 but now she's hoping someone else can use it to start a long/happy marriage unlike hers.

Photo credit: emma_matts/TradeMe

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This stunning off-white gown would fit a 12-16 as it has a lace up back so very versatile it comes with a certificate of authenticity and I have personally hand-washed the bad luck out of it!

Photo credit: emma_matts/TradeMe

The dress is so far going for $300 which she's hoping will either a gym membership or a decent night out on the wines because 'both are needed'. Read the full listing below:

Photo credit: emma_matta/TradeMe

SOURCE: Stuff.