People share their fave petty phrases to use in work emails and they're so good

Writer Danielle Rene asked her Twitter followers to share their "favorite phrase to use in a professional clap back" and the responses are everything.

Basically there's a professional way of saying "WTF are you talking about m8":

Also there's a workplace way of saying "can you f***ing not ever do that again thnx?"

How about "I'm not doing your effing job":

Or "Get your facts straight, woman"

The "I know you've definitely forgotten about this" email...

There's nothing like being REALLY intense...

HAHA we're starting to feel uncomfortable now...

Guys, please use all of these next time you're feeling sassy at work!