Sharyn was hunting for the coolest names in NZ and one caller (Maddie) came through with an idea.
Maddie said that when she gets married, her husband's last name should be 'Butcher'. And because her mates call her 'Mad' for short, they could start calling her the 'Mad Butcher' after the wedding.
Then Ben went off with a ridiculous impression of the Mad Butcher so Sharyn asked him to keep going and pretend to be the Mad Butcher-priest who would do the vows and marry the two.
But Ben went ham and started saying random things like:
Chops are just $9.99 a kilo!!