Ben just read the sh*ttiest horoscope of all time!

Jono Ben & Sharyn 20/02/2019

Jono, Ben and Sharyn decided to grab a copy of Coffee News from the coffee shop to check what was in their horoscopes today. Sharyn's one was alright. She's Capricorn and her horoscope said:

You may find that your physical drive and your energy levels are high and that you can accomplish a great deal if you're inclined to strike out on your own, you may succeed.

And her lucky numbers include: 8, 19, 24, 29, 34 and 39. 

Jono then asked Ben to read more of what was on the page for the other horoscopes but the rest were honestly just a load of sh*tters:

Consider the turtle. It can't go anywhere unless it sticks its neck out.

Then last but not least (and this is our fave one):

Be suspicious of any doctor whose office plants are in need of attention.