A Winnie the Pooh slasher movie is on the way and we are horrified

scandal 26/05/2022

'Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey' is a real movie that’s happening and nothing is sacred anymore.

The wholesome, honey-loving bear is being turned into a murderous slasher.

Independent filmmaker Rhys Frake-Waterfield released some images from the film and they are seriously creepy.

The loveable character recently came into the public domain, which means anyone can use the character in their own art or interpretation. But why did the first interpretation have to be a bone-chilling one?

As expected, the internet is absolutely shooketh by this.

There has been no release date for the movie, nor a trailer. Only the photos and an IMBD page exist. The IMBD page provides an ominous, yet vague description.

A horror retelling of the famous legend of Winnie the Pooh.

We hope we are just having a fever dream and none of this is real, but if it is, please keep all of it away from me.