Why would you be panic-buying toilet paper when you could be panic-buying the actual essentials, like an entire keg of espresso martini?!
Yeah, you read that right.
Available on Amazon thanks to Giraffe Cocktail, you can buy a full 5 litres of the coffee cocktail goodness. Surely that will keep you going through this lockdown...
The keg is described as the “perfect gift for all coffee lovers,” and “ideal for all occasions.” Featuring a “Rich blend of coffee finished with premium vodka,” the self-tapped 5L keg definitely sounds like a bit of us.
Each barrel contains 35 servings of espresso martini, and is apparently “a perfect size keg for a fridge”.
A keg will set you back about $230 NZD, which works out to about $6.50 per martini. That’s not actually too bad considering how much you’d pay in a bar - and also that all bars are closed for the foreseeable future.
They’re currently sold out, but will be back in stock on April 10th according to the Amazon listing, so you can get your pre-order in now. Check it out here.