Christmas dinner is possibly the best thing about the holiday season - think turkey, stuffing, gravy, salads, bbq, pavlova... our mouths are watering just thinking about it.
But for some reason back in 2013 UK gaming company GAME first released it's 'Christmas Tinner', a Christmas dinner all in one, layered into a can, for anyone who didn't have time or the energy for a proper festive feast.
The company have been releasing the tins especially at Christmas over the years, but this year they've added a new spin, where vegans and vegetarians can get involved. We're not sure if our plant-based-diet mates should be offended or honoured tbh...
"The Christmas Tinner is back – a 3-course meal in a tin for those hardcore gamers that don’t want to leave their gaming chair on Christmas Day. And due to popular demand, alternative options are now available for vegan and vegetarian gamers too," reads the GAME website.
"The all-day feast includes everything from scrambled eggs and bacon for breakfast, vegetarian pigs in blankets within the main, and mince pies as a snack. All you have to do is start from the top and work down from morning until dessert..."
"You can now get your teeth into GAME play all day without having to miss out on a mouthful of your favourite festive food, listen to Uncle Nigel’s bad jokes or get forced into doing the washing up."
Traditional Christmas Tinner
Layer 1 - Scrambled egg & bacon
Layer 2 - Two mince pies
Layer 3 - Turkey & potatoes
Layer 4 - Gravy
Layer 5 - Bread sauce
Layer 6 - Cranberry sauce
Layer 7 - Brussel sprouts with stuffing or broccoli with stuffing
Layer 8 - Roast carrots and parsnips
Layer 9 - Christmas pudding
Veggie Christmas Tinner
Layer 1 - Nut roast
Layer 2 - Mushroom wellington
Layer 3 - Sprouts
Layer 4 - Toblerone
Layer 5 - Roast parsnips
Layer 6 - Halloumi pigs and tempeh bacon
Layer 7 - Cauliflower cheese
Layer 8 - Yule log
Layer 9 - Veggie gravy
Layer 10 - Gingerbread pancakes
Layer 11 – Cranberry sauce
Layer 12 - Potatoes
Vegan Christmas Tinner
Layer 1 - Scrambled tofu & tempeh bacon
Layer 2 - Vegan cheese, olives, and grapes
Layer 3 - Vegan mushroom wellington
Layer 4 - Vegan gravy
Layer 5 - Vegan bread sauce
Layer 6 - Vegan pigs in aubergine blankets
Layer 7 - Brussel sprouts & vegan stuffing or broccoli & vegan stuffing
Layer 8 - Roasted butternut squash, parsnips & carrots
Layer 9 - Spiced red cabbage
Layer 10 - Vegan custard
Layer 11 - Vegan chocolate cake
There's a lot wrong with this and we don't even know where to start... but for one, why do the vegetarians get random bits of dessert in the middle of their dinner...
We'll just leave it at that aye.