We don't mean to alarm you, but long-necked avocados exist and they're both creepy and beautiful at the same time.
The folk at Miami Fruit have been selling a long as variety of the blessed green fruit for a few years now, and we can't quite get over the size of them! Imagine all the guac you could make with one of these long bois.
Apparently the average length of the long-necked avos is 45cm (wtf, seriously), but they have been known to grow up to 90cm (!!!). Can you imagine rocking up to brunch at a mates with a metre-long avo? Just like "Hey, here ya go, hope it's enough for everyone".
We're yet to get reports on how they taste, but we imagine they taste just as delicious as their small counterparts. We'll let the weird appearance slide for the great value these bad boys offer.
Maybe we can afford that house after all if these make their way to NZ.