Woman quits job to breastfeed her boyf every two hours and we're so uncomfortable

trending 28/06/2019

We're just gonna jump straight in because this is just too uncomfortable for words...

36-year-old Jennifer Mulford quit her job as a bartender so she could breastfeed her boyfriend every two hours... She hasn't had a baby in 20 years though, so she has to 'dry feed' her bf Brad every two hours to trick her body into producing milk. 

Apparently it's not just them who do it either - it even has a name, an Adult Breastfeeding Relationship (ABR). We're just not sure why this would ever be a thing tbh. 

Jennifer was single when she learned about ABR, so she started looking for men who'd be open to it.

"When I read about the bond breastfeeding could create between two people I was envious. I have always enjoyed my breasts being touched during sex more than anything else so I knew I would enjoy it," she said.

“When I read about the pure joy it brought others, I was desperate to seek out a partner to share an emotional bond with. I used dating sites, put messages on ABR forums and even put an advert on Craigslist, but I drew a blank. I started to think I’d never get to try adult breastfeeding,"

Then she started talking to Brad, who she used to date back in highschool.

"We were talking and Brad told me he had a thing for big-breasted women, and that size had always been a factor in his relationships. I thought it was the perfect time to bring up adult breastfeeding – and see if he’d be interested,” said Jennifer.

"It was like a light switched flicked in his head. I could tell from his voice that he was curious and excited. At that moment I knew that I had a partner for life. We both wanted the same thing out of the relationship – a magical bond that only breastfeeding an achieve,"

She's taken a break from her job so she can focus on the breastfeeding - they do it every two hours, even throughout the night. 

We wonder what her 20-year-old daughter thinks of all this... strangely enough Jennifer only breastfed her for 8 months. We wouldn't be that surprised if she was still feeding tbh... 

Whatever people are into we guess...