Name a cockroach after your ex this Valentine's Day thanks to this zoo

trending 01/02/2019

We've been calling our exes cockroaches for years, but now you can take it to the next level by naming a literal cockroach after your ex. What a time to be alive.

A zoo in England, Hemsley Conservation Centre in Fairseat, will name a cockroach after "your, or your friend's, worthless ex-'someone'" for less than 3 bucks! What an excellent Valentine's gift to yourself. 

"We are highlighting these creatures through our 'name a cockroach programme' (we think adopt is a little too strong, after all – you probably don't want to adopt your ex) to raise money for our projects at the zoo," the company's Facebook post says. 

This is literally one of the best things we've ever seen.

Your cockroach's name will be written on the centre's roach board at the cockroach enclosure for all visitors to see - and they'll post a pic of the board on Valentine's Day for those who can't be there. 

Get in on the action here - pretty amazing way to spend that loose change we reckon.