This website saves you from watching movies where the dog dies

trending 27/07/2018

There's nothing worse than carefully selecting a movie to watch based on whether it contains a cute dog, only to have the writers absolutely BREAK YOUR HEART by killing the little guy off. WHYYYY?!?!?

Well, cry no more friend: 'Does the Dog Die' is here to save the day.

This website is solely dedicated to telling you whether or not a pet dies or were otherwise injured in a movie, TV show, book or video game, and what the circumstances were. It also has other catagories that may "trigger" people, like "does a plane crash?" or "are there bugs?".

“Do you turn off Old Yeller before the end so you can pretend that he lived a long and happy life? Did a cute pet on a movie poster make you think it would be a fun comedy but it turned out to be a pet-with-a-terminal-illness tearjerker instead? Are you unable to enjoy the human body count in a horror movie because you’re wondering whether the dog’s going to kick the bucket? Have you ever Googled ‘Does the [dog/cat/horse/Klingon targ] die in [movie title]?'” the site says. Yes, yes, yes and yes.

Here's an example of how it looks:

'Does the Dog Die' creators: we salute you. We need more people like you in the world.

No more unnecessary fictional-dog-dying related crying fits for us!