Thanks gosh because if these two break up then there's no hope for the rest of us.
The ultimate couple will always be Chrissy Teigan and John Legend, they love pizza, they're both funny asf, they've got the cutest baby, do we need to go on? So when we heard the rumour that the pair were on the rocks and divorce might be on the cards, we hoped there was nothing to them.
Luckily we weren't the only ones to hear those rumours. Posting on Insta, Chrissy addressed the tabloid that first reported that they were 'on the brink of splitting' saying "Oh in touch go f*ck yourselves, you exclusively dumb pieces of trash".
Chrissy also decided that it was important to point out to those feeding these rumours that instead of splitting up, they were actually doing something else: celebrating their anniversary.
Let's hope this puts an end to the thought of them breaking up because our hearts can't take anymore.