This is actually the best thing we've ever seen...
Ashton Kutcher has slammed a tabloid website who spotted him out with a "mystery girl" and claimed he was "cheating" on Mila Kunis.
Ashton took matters into his own hands by posting a screenshot of the magazine article with the accompanying caption:
"You should have heard how upset Mila was that I spent the day with our cousin. Sorry aunt Jodie these magazines lack integrity."
WHAT. A. BUUUUUUUUUUUURN.