Inside the $300,000+ Oscar nominee gift bag

Oscars 27/02/2017

The 2017 #Oscars nominee gift bag has been revealed, and wow, just wow. It's like they've jammed the most expensive-yet-completely-not-necessary sh*t into one bag.

With a total value of $338,000 you'd think this years Oscars goodie bag would be filled with some top-notch stuff... turns out the Oscars are just like Christmas and the goodie bags are just like Christmas stockings, a few good things here and there but mostly small, cheap, easy-bag-fillers.

Here's some of the weird sh*t in this year's Oscars goodie bag:

- Rest-rite sleep positioner

- Rouge Maple Pure Organic Maple Syrup

- Slimware Portion-control plates

- Reian Williams Fine Art

- Sweetcheels Cellulite Massage Mates

- Watch Ya' Mouth Party Game

- Woosh Beauty Pack

- Yogajewelz OM Diamond Bracelets

- Golden Door Spa Retreat

- Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria in Sorrento

- Grand Hotel Tremezzo on Lake Como

- A fully-private 3-day mansion stay at the Lost Coast Ranch in Northern California

- Personalised hands-only cpr training and a cpr anytime kit from the American Heart association

- Curlee Girlee empowering children's book

- Dandi Patch underarm sweat patches

- Elvie limited edition pelvic floor exercise tracker

- Hydroxycut Platinum weight loss tablets

- Jules K Luxury Handbags

- Lizora skincare

- Medice foot care kits

- Muscletech Nitro-Tech Crunch Bars

- Haze Dual v3 Vaporizer

- A Luxury 6-day Hawaiian Vactation at Koloa Landing Resort in Poipu