Gwyneth Paltrow #1 sex tip legit makes us want to vom

Gwyneth Paltrow is just full of ideas. The problem is, most of them involve your vagina, and are terrible.

You have thought it couldn't get any worse than Paltrow's tips on steam-cleaning your vag. You were wrong...

This time, the extravagantly wealthy star is advising women to get their very own rocks to keep inside their vaginas. Yes, that’s right, jade and rose quartz vagina rocks are now offered on Paltrow’s site. WHAT.

Yoni rocks, once the strictly guarded secret of Chinese concubines and royalty in antiquity, harness the power of energy work, crystal healing, and a Kegel-like physical practice. Jade eggs’ power to cleanse and clear make them ideal for detox, too.

Yes, ok Gwyney, I’ll get right on it, right after my vaginal steaming.