The Transformers star has gone and gotten hitched in a surprise ceremony and LIVE streamed the entire thing (are we seriously that surprised?)
And to top it off, Shia and his bride Mia were wed by none other than a freakin' Elvis impersonator in Vegas.
Yep. Just when you thought he couldn't be anymore of a whack job.
While we're ~happy~ for the newly weds, we can't help but think this is just another one of Shia's drastic (kinda scary) 'performance art' pieces - a.k.a that time he got a guy to punch him in the face.
When in Vegas...