Science says pizza actually IMPROVES your productivity!


Guys. This is potentially the greatest news we've ever heard.

We always knew that pizza was f*cking awesome, but we had no idea it was THIS f*cking awesome.

In an experiment conducted by psychology professor Dab Ariely of Duke University, it was discovered that we'd all work a shit load harder if the reward were a nice slice of pizza. 

The theory was tested at an Intel Factory where employees were sent one of three emails, which promised a cash bonus, compliments or a pizza.

Those who received the pizza email increased their productivity by 6.7% with the compliment group coming in at a close second at 6.6%.

And lastly, the cash group increased productivity by 4.9%.