Nope nope NOPE.
Lindsay Lohan has had a horrific weekend, losing a portion of her ring finger in a boating accident.
It happened when Lilo, while enjoying an arvo in the ocean off Turkey (as you do), tried to pull up the boat anchor and her poor finger became entangled in it.
According to TMZ, the anchor pulled her down into the water and she struggled to get back in the boat as she tried to untangle herself free.
It resulted in her losing the tip of her finger. Fortunately her friends were able to find the detached part and were able to rush her off to an ER, where a surgeon was able to reattach it back on.
The pics - which are just a bit too gruesome for us to host but you can see them here if you really want to - show just how bad the damage was.
She posted this on Snapchat:
"I almost lost my finger from the anchor. Well, I lost half my finger, thank goodness we found the piece of my finger....i just had surgery to fix it....it hurts so bad"
The poor thing!
Here's to a speedy recovery, get better soon Lindsay x
Images: Getty Images, Snapchat/Lindsay Lohan