Sharyn Casey

15/01/2014

Real Name: Sharyn Mary-Ellen Beyonce Casey

Fake Name: Shaz Dog Carter-Knowles

Real Age: 30

Joke age: 24 it was my favourite age besides being 7

Sex: Male – My diddle is Ron Jeremy impressive too, you will never get this

Did you grow up in Nelson yes or no: No

If “Yes” Do you know my uncle Bill? If “No” where did you grow up: Bill touched my boob once – the left one

Favourite Movie: The Notebook, Mean Girls, Now & Then & Anchorman

Special Talent: The perfect Running Man & I nail the hell out of Dolly Parton’s part in Islands and the Stream at Karaoke

Marital Status: Married to the hot as babe Bryce … until Richie McCaw retires & realises we’re meant to be together

Strengths: VERY Organised, Can spot a good cheeseburger just by looking at it, Good hugger & I love Beyonce which makes me so strong guys

Weaknesses: Super Paranoid, My nickname is Sharanoia

Employment History: I hated school have worked full time since I was 15 in supermarkets, retail & been in Radio 10 years – 8 at The Edge & present on Four Live

Life highlights: Getting married, getting my Dog Warren, Interviewing Will Ferrell & Making him laugh and the Topp Twins played the spoons on my head when I was 8

Life lowlight: Having to wear G Banger jean shorts & having my boobs body painted on a street corner – Thanks Dom.

Who are your favourite musicians: BEYONCE!!! Jay Z, Dolly Parton, Kanye West, Katy Perry, Alanis Morrisette, David Dallas, PNC

Who are your least favourite musicians: U2 (take off your glasses Bono you’re inside) and Coldplay (Stop crying Chris ya pussy)

What’s the best advice you’ve ever been given: “If Britney Spears can make it through 2007 – Then you can make it through today” & “Beyonce also only has 24hours in a day”


Check out my Spotify Power Pop Playlist!

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