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Thursday 20 January 8:30 a.m.
By Jay-Jay Feeney
Piers Morgan has already started his new gig on CNN replacing Larry King.
His first guest was Oprah (who talked about how awesome she was the whole time) and he had shock jock Howard Stern on too. George Clooney, Kid Rock and The Kardashian sisters are also booked. But Piers has a blacklist too. He refuses to interview Madonna, Heather mills and Cherie Blair.
He says he’ll only interview Madonna if she makes a “formal apology” for “all the grief she’s caused me by being Madonna.”
For Heather Mills. “I introduced her to Paul McCartney. Fact. At the 1999 Daily Mirror Pride of Britain Awards, I brought them both to the event. Paul sat next to me, asked me all about her. I said, ‘I think you’d get on brilliantly; she’s a vegetarian, she’s very attractive, intelligent.’ Next thing, Paul takes her out on a date, next thing they get engaged, next thing they get married, it’s all very happy and hunky-dory and then she takes him to the cleaners, and I realized I’d pushed one of the world’s great gold diggers in the direction of one of my heroes. And as Paul puts it to his close friends, ‘Thanks, Piers, you cost me 50 million dollars.’
Cherie Blair. “I quite like Tony Blair, I always got on very well with him. Every single meeting I had with his wife ended in disaster. It was just one of those terrible clashes of personalities. I think we’d have to ban Cherie simply because it would get violent. She would attack me.”