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Tuesday 17 August 3:57 p.m.
Scene: Fletch and I were discussing who we would want to be stuck on an island with... The following transpired...
Fletch: I'd go with Russell Coutts, he could build a boat then sail us outta there.
Vaughan: He doesn't build boats, he just sails them.
Fletch: He'd have basic boat building knowledge.
Vaughan: Why would he? Can you build a bicycle?
Fletch: That's different.
Vaughan: How?
Fletch: I wasn't paid $11 million to ride bikes for Switzerland.
Vaughan: Touche. But I don't know how his navigation by the stars is, he's probably a bit rusty since he got a GPS unit installed on Black Magic.
Fletch: He'd get us there. WHat about you?
Vaughan: Easy. Edward Michael Grylls. Otherwise known as Bear Grylls. Have you seen what he can do while carrying a camera? Imagine if he actually put his mind to the task of survival, we'd be in a 5 star bivouac.
Fletch: He's too keen to drink his own piss...
Vaughan: WHAAAAAT?
Fletch: You'd be there for 4 hours and there would be heaps of coconuts and pineapples and he'd be straining piss through his sock for you like a cup of tea.
Vaughan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, He'd have me a three course meal of local animal shit for dinner and I'd be saying "Bear... mate... so many fish, just over there, c'mon, you've even made a wee fishing line" "That's to capture animal poose" "Can we use it to catch fish?" "No" "I wish I'd chosen Russell Coutts"
Fletch: HAHAHAHAHA. Then Grayson Coutts could bring some delicious muffins he'd whipped up on that TV show.
Vaughan: HAHAHAHA, "How did you get here Grayson? Wait... We've been on a Fijian Island resort all this time? C'mon Bear, all is well, let's go get a seafood smorgasbord... Oh he wants to stay here and eat fresh bat shit... each to their own"