I love John Mayer – he’s hysterical! He spoke out about his thoughts on the Tiger Woods sex scandal in an interview.
He says, "Tiger Woods' problems come from him being married. The end. If Tiger Woods was a single guy, what sort of angle would there be to a text message?
"If Tiger Woods was single, and he texted a girl and said 'I wanna wear your ass like a hat,' why would that ever hit the news?"
"I can text whatever I want to anybody in the world; I'm not married. I write a lot of dirty text messages to girls, and you've never seen any of them. Why? Because if a girl brought a dirty text message from me to the newspapers, they'd say 'I don't have an angle here. Someone wants to wear your ass like a hat? Big deal. He's 32 years old. He's a single guy. If John Mayer has a wife and sends dirty texts, then we got a story.'
And that's why I won't do that. When I get married that's gonna be my vows, 'Do you, John Mayer, take this woman to have and to hold, to wear her ass like headgear?'
"'Yes, I do; you're the one whose ass I wanna wear like a hat for the rest of my life.'"
Boxer Mike Tyson is on "Dancing with the Stars" in ITALY. It’s quite funny to watch him dance, but he gets high scores from the judges.
The charity single organized by
Simon Cowell has found its way online.
The song is a cover of
REM's "Everybody Hurts", featuring Mariah Carey, Rod Stewart, Miley Cyrus, Jon Bon Jovi, Michael Buble, Kylie Minogue, Leona Lewis, James Blunt and SUSAN BOYLE. It goes on sale on Monday with all money going to Haiti.
Lily Allen is back on Twitter after quitting four months ago.. I knew she’d miss it!
OMG,
Katie Price, aka Jordan, married her cross-dressing cage fighter boyfriend Alex Reid in Las Vegas yesterday!
I bet her ex hubby
Peter Andre is impressed!
Alex just won Britain's Celebrity Big Brother.
Lady Gaga has bought the piano that she used for her collaboration with
Sir Elton John at the Grammy Awards. She paid $470,000 for it!!
Heidi Montag went home to see her mum to show off her new face and body and she can’t understand why her mum is furious with her. Her mum called her a "circus freak" and not "her daughter" anymore.