Tiger Woods has been banned from having sex while he’s in Sex Rehab! He’s not allowed it while he’s doing the six week course and he’s not allowed it for 90 days afterwards. He will also have to sign a "celibacy contract" and write an "empathy letter" to his wife Elin Nordegren.

David Beckham is taking classes to learn how to cook! His course is 120 hours long (no, not at once!) and he’s learning how to make PASTA. I could have taught him that in 12 seconds.. Boil a pot of water, add a pinch of salt and dash of olive oil and tip in a packet of pasta. Wait about 8 minutes and you’re good to go.

 

There is going to be a porno made based on the movie Avatar! (Coz we just don’t have enough blue movies!) The working title is “This Ain’t Avatar XXX” which is pretty tame for a porn flick. Perez Hilton asked for suggestions for an appropriate name, these are my faves:
Vagitar.

Avatits

AVATARDON

Avatart

Blue Balls

 

Britney Spears has adopted her lame British accent again. She’s become obsessed with Stewie from Family Guy and is always talking like him.

 

Have you seen Heidi Montag’s face lately? That girl has issues!!

In November she had 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day including a Mini brow lift, Botox in forehead, Nose job, fat injections in cheeks, nose and lips, chin reduction, ears pinned back, boob job, lipo on waist, hips, thighs & neck…and since it’s blatantly obvious she’s had no choice but to speak out about what the hell she was thinking!!
As we know with Heidi, she doesn’t think… and this was also obvious when she was interviewed by Good Morning America.
The entire 7 minute clip is worth watching

While you go off to work today to slog it out for minimum wage, rustling around in your handbag for a few coins so you can buy a coffee, think of Simon Cowell.. he will never have to live your life ever again because he has just signed a deal with Sony to net him an estimated $1BILLION over the next six years.

His music company has gone into business with Sony and he’ll get 50% of the profits.

 

Rapper Bow Wow is shamed out by his Mum coz she’s now on Twitter. He wants her to get the hell off and even tweeted her to stop, threatening to delete his own account.
Bow Wow tweeted, "@MsTCaldwell delete your account.  Or I'm deleting mine and my fans are going to be mad at you.  Making my mother delete her twitter account.  NOW!"

His mum responded, "Thanks to all @bowwow614 fans for following me too.  Y'all are funny. Bow hates that I'm on Twitter so I try to send him any tweets :-).”

She also said, quote, "Why would u delete ur Twitter because I have 1? Don't ever compare me to another mom. God made us dif."