Mark Wahlberg insists he doesn't masturbate Mark Wahlberg Fri-20-Jan-12 06:32 Share this By Jay-Jay FeeneyMARKY MARK WAHLBERG is either a liar or a weirdo. He’s a red-blooded man but he insists that he does not masturbate.He says, "I don’t get down with it. I’m a married guy. I have a beautiful wife. Sex is not the most important thing to me, being horny all the time, spanking the . . . I mean, it’s not against the law. You can do whatever you want. I'm just not really that into it that much anyway." You May Also Like Mark Wahlberg turned down role in the new 'Star Wars' because he didn't understand the script Mark Wahlberg's son beats up The Rock Mark Wahlberg is heading back to high school Become a fan of The Edge on Facebook and on Twitter .