Guy Williams Wed-15-Jan-14 14:37 Share this Real Name: Guy Malachi Jones WilliamsFake Name: Merlin Condor Real Age: 26Joke age: 73Sex: MaleDid you grow up in Nelson yes or no: Yes! If “Yes” Do you know my uncle Bill? If “No” where did you grow up: Uncle Bill is a legend! Favourite Movie: Napoleon Dynamite (a lot of people think it’s a weird movie to have as your all-time favourite but those people are wrong) also “Air Bud” the inspirational story of a Dog that plays basketball.Special Talent: I have no talents or skills.Marital Status: LonelyStrengths: Turning up to things.Weaknesses: Turning up to things on time.Employment History: I used to work at McDonalds. The uniform didn’t fit (imagine three quarter pants and a crop top) so they put me out the back of the kitchen where quote “Nobody can see you”. I was fired from hosting the Cambridge Hotel pub quiz in Wellington because quote “Everyone hated you”. I was terrible at hosting pub quizzes but I got a lot of work because bar managers saw my height as a cost effective way to save money on a stage.Life highlights: Going to Japan for one day to sing to Sonny Bill Williams at a press conference. Life lowlight: I once pretended to break into a Namibia Training session by climbing on a gate at the North Harbour Stadium. Security was called and I almost lost the rights to the Rugby World Cup for tv3. The scandal has since been labelled “Gate gate”.Who are your favourite musicians: Kanye West, Robyn, Ben Folds and the Magnetic Fields (I had to put them in there I don’t seem like such a loser).Who are your least favourite musicians: Pitbull, Keisha (although “Die young” is a classic), The Janoskians.What’s the best advice you’ve ever been given: “Life’s a joke feel the vibes” – quote myself. “Don’t give me excuses, I wrote the book of excuses” - Quote my Dad who is very good at excuses. You May Also Like Guy does the Dick Smith NRL Auckland Nines 2014 Guy eats rooster testicles... yeeep Guy gets shot in the face with flour Become a fan of The Edge on Facebook and on Twitter .