Funny Gwyneth Paltrow inspired euphemisms Mon-31-Mar-14 12:17 Share this By Jay JayKaty Perry told a reporter last night that she is dying her black hair slime green today. "I've wanted to go slime green for a long time," she said. "It's spring time and I think it's time to freshen up my look." When Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin announced their separation, they called it ‘conscious uncoupling’. They have now become the butt of jokes."Entertainment Weekly" came up with some GWYNETH PALTROW-style euphemisms.Eating is 'Organic Consumption'Sleeping is 'Unconscious Meditation'Acting is 'Fictional Self-Projection'Sex is 'Repetitive Genital Alliance'Going to the Bathroom is 'Deliberate Voiding'Shopping is 'Additive Consumerism'Fighting is 'Oppositional Discourse' You May Also Like The Fast Food Rollercoaster Johnny Depp and Gwyneth Paltrow reveal intimate details in a game of 'I Never' Gwyneth Paltrow goes commando at Iron Man 3 premiere Become a fan of The Edge on Facebook and on Twitter .